February 2012
So I had no voice at work today, and since I work... →
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I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store, asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had...
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Fingernail method
drinking method
in an iPod
cellphone method
notes behind hand
written in hand
in thighs
back of your classmate
sleeve
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in your pen
in your bra
the easiest way….
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January 2012
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So i’m submitting my paper to my teacher on the submission website and i clicked the wrong file to send her.
I sent her this gif on accident.
operator: 911, what is your emergency
me: i'm ugly
My Tumblr is… →
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